I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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