Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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