I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The chlamydia really affected his face.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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