how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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