Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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