Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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