Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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