I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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