sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
MIDGETS
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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