3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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