I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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