I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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