No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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