great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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