So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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