I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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