i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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