you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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