which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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