did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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