Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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