I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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