I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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