if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Enjoy the penises
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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