tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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