How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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