i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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