He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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