alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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