i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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