Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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