god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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