arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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