Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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