My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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