Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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