margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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