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Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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