Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
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WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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