Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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