how can u be prego again
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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