I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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