Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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