I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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