No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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