Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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