Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize