yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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