Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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