This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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